Ever feel like you've had an absolutely horrible day?
Ever feel like you're ten seconds away from tying a rope around your neck and jumping off of a chair?
I've got just the site for you!
http://fmylife.com
The website features daily horror stories that will surely make you realize how UNfucked up your day was! Or, it at least allows you to submit your tale so someone else could realize their day wasn't so bad. :)
Dexter and I read through a few of our older blog posts today!
I've come to the conclusion that I finish nothing I start. The only goal made that I even came remotely close to finishing was the set of nudes. Fuck my life.
Apparently, I've lost nearly thirty pounds since ninth grade.
Mikyah Latchkey doesn't like me.
Snowcoming is tomorrow and there WILL be photos taken.
I'm going blonde around the 13th.
Liza is going through an asshole stage that keeps bringing her closer and closer to the brink of death.
Hey people. Have you ever loved somebody so much that you can't believe it? So much that it scares you to think about your future with them. Shit, loves a crazy thang, but you gotta be glad that you got somebody on ya side to help smooth erythang out. Haha, oh life, oh love ... People will always try to stop a good thing. But fuck em, and what they think! That's what I say. Universe is Love, Dex Deez. P.S. I typed this on my blackberry, from my bathtub, like that one guy.
- Dexter Dale Dixon, Tuesday September 23.
One thing I don't understand: People who cheat on their significant other through a heaping portion of the relationship. One time isn't acceptable, but it is understandable. Humans become inebriated with the drink of lust and ... 'accidents' occur. But ... to cheat on someone for over almost as long as you two have been in a relationship? That's absolutely ridiculous. Why would you do that? In a relationship, it is assumed that you would never want to hurt your significant other. Yet, cheating on them for long stretches of time is the single most insulting thing you can do to someone (besides y'know ... murdering them and eating the body sauteed.) Eh, I digress.
Thursday, February 5
Monday, February 2
pas de cheval.
Who could love me, I am out of my mind ... ?
I'm letting my hair grow back.
I don't know why I cut it in the first place.
I'm letting my hair grow back.
I don't know why I cut it in the first place.
Saturday, January 31
planet claire.

I quit photo-blogging.
It's extremely time consuming and time is not something I have a surplus of.
[LOL. I'm just lazy. I have plenty photos and the photoshop actions make the process take 5 minutes total ...]
I'll get around to changing my header soon ... or not. Who knows, with my work ethic these days?
Creative Writing = hate hate hate.
Nikon D60 = love love love.
Flickr > most shit
me = beyond confused individual.
Some mornings I wake up and hate my face.
Some mornings I wake up and think I'm boring looking.
Most mornings I wake up and wish I didn't.
Sunday, January 18
america's 'best' dance crew.

GOP Dance was eliminated for a reason. They lacked ingenuity and entertainment. Their entire performance was a BORE and the portion where they broke off and did their own cultural dance was cheesy. It felt like watching a cheap mariachi band.

Ringmasters. Original? Yes. Entertaining? Somewhat. Dancers? Not exactly. Maybe I'm naive, but I fail to see how two guys contorting their bodies and the rest of the crew performing mediocre choreography made the top 10. Seriously, now. Unfortunately, Little Mother's teary eyed shout out to them will probably guarantee them a spot next week. BOOOOOOOOOO.

Box Cuttaz; Loved their performance! It wasn't anything spectacular, but I thought it was clever how most of their dance moves were focused on highlighting the girl. Overall, they'll need to step up their choreography if they wish to stay, but for this week: it was good enough.

Strikers All Stars; Get the fuck outta here! Stepping, SERIOUSLY!??!?! whut.

Beat Freaks; While their performance was entertaining, the team overall wasn't memorable. I can't quite remember anything special about them besides the fact that they're an all girl team and their 'style' of dance incorporates b-boying/girling.

Dynamic Edition; LOL. LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE. They're one of the few crews on the show who don't focus specifically upon 'hip hop dancing' and are extremely talented nonetheless. I wasn't expecting clog dancing at all, and I almost expected them to embarass themselves. It was surprisingly well done! I don't really expect them to go far in the competition though. America wants to see plain, boring ass hip hop dancing

Quest Crew; At first glance, they look like douches. After watching their mini-biography and their performance though, I'm rather fond of Quest crew.

Team Millennia; Booooo. They were a great team when they competed season 2. This season, they returned with a seriously contrived 'rocker' mentality that completely depletes their dancing ability. Most of their choreography focused on putting up the 'rock out' fingers and pretending that legs were guitars. Grow the fuck up. Just because you try the first time and don't succeed does not mean that you try again with an image you can't keep up.

Fly Khicks; I do not enjoy you. Gtfo.
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