Sunday, January 18

america's 'best' dance crew.

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GOP Dance was eliminated for a reason. They lacked ingenuity and entertainment. Their entire performance was a BORE and the portion where they broke off and did their own cultural dance was cheesy. It felt like watching a cheap mariachi band.

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Ringmasters. Original? Yes. Entertaining? Somewhat. Dancers? Not exactly. Maybe I'm naive, but I fail to see how two guys contorting their bodies and the rest of the crew performing mediocre choreography made the top 10. Seriously, now. Unfortunately, Little Mother's teary eyed shout out to them will probably guarantee them a spot next week. BOOOOOOOOOO.

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Box Cuttaz; Loved their performance! It wasn't anything spectacular, but I thought it was clever how most of their dance moves were focused on highlighting the girl. Overall, they'll need to step up their choreography if they wish to stay, but for this week: it was good enough.

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Strikers All Stars;
Get the fuck outta here! Stepping, SERIOUSLY!??!?! whut.

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Beat Freaks; While their performance was entertaining, the team overall wasn't memorable. I can't quite remember anything special about them besides the fact that they're an all girl team and their 'style' of dance incorporates b-boying/girling.

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Dynamic Edition; LOL. LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE. They're one of the few crews on the show who don't focus specifically upon 'hip hop dancing' and are extremely talented nonetheless. I wasn't expecting clog dancing at all, and I almost expected them to embarass themselves. It was surprisingly well done! I don't really expect them to go far in the competition though. America wants to see plain, boring ass hip hop dancing

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Quest Crew; At first glance, they look like douches. After watching their mini-biography and their performance though, I'm rather fond of Quest crew.

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Team Millennia; Booooo. They were a great team when they competed season 2. This season, they returned with a seriously contrived 'rocker' mentality that completely depletes their dancing ability. Most of their choreography focused on putting up the 'rock out' fingers and pretending that legs were guitars. Grow the fuck up. Just because you try the first time and don't succeed does not mean that you try again with an image you can't keep up.

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Fly Khicks; I do not enjoy you. Gtfo.

2 comments:

Loo. said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
They all look like they suck.
&Clogs?! Kill me.
It pays to not have cable ... sometimes.
& I can watch US of Tara online!

kid@heart said...

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-kristian