Ever feel like you've had an absolutely horrible day?
Ever feel like you're ten seconds away from tying a rope around your neck and jumping off of a chair?
I've got just the site for you!
http://fmylife.com
The website features daily horror stories that will surely make you realize how UNfucked up your day was! Or, it at least allows you to submit your tale so someone else could realize their day wasn't so bad. :)
Dexter and I read through a few of our older blog posts today!
I've come to the conclusion that I finish nothing I start. The only goal made that I even came remotely close to finishing was the set of nudes. Fuck my life.
Apparently, I've lost nearly thirty pounds since ninth grade.
Mikyah Latchkey doesn't like me.
Snowcoming is tomorrow and there WILL be photos taken.
I'm going blonde around the 13th.
Liza is going through an asshole stage that keeps bringing her closer and closer to the brink of death.
Hey people. Have you ever loved somebody so much that you can't believe it? So much that it scares you to think about your future with them. Shit, loves a crazy thang, but you gotta be glad that you got somebody on ya side to help smooth erythang out. Haha, oh life, oh love ... People will always try to stop a good thing. But fuck em, and what they think! That's what I say. Universe is Love, Dex Deez. P.S. I typed this on my blackberry, from my bathtub, like that one guy.
- Dexter Dale Dixon, Tuesday September 23.
One thing I don't understand: People who cheat on their significant other through a heaping portion of the relationship. One time isn't acceptable, but it is understandable. Humans become inebriated with the drink of lust and ... 'accidents' occur. But ... to cheat on someone for over almost as long as you two have been in a relationship? That's absolutely ridiculous. Why would you do that? In a relationship, it is assumed that you would never want to hurt your significant other. Yet, cheating on them for long stretches of time is the single most insulting thing you can do to someone (besides y'know ... murdering them and eating the body sauteed.) Eh, I digress.
8 comments:
I love you Khloe Daniel's! Forever n evarrrrr. Ur post was better than mine! (I think mine was corny haha and cliche)
i knew there was a reason why i liked dex
and i totally agree with the cheating shit, i hink i blogged about that once...
[tips hat to yiu guys lubb]
tha fucks up with m.lackey?
As far as the cheating thing, I think more people are polyamorous than realized. Of course, that's a thing that is difficult to be honest about. I don't condone cheating, of course, but I can understand it.
Daniels******
Gosh I'm an idiot lately with these apostrophes.
Who is Mikyasujgnkbgf Latchkey? ... Her last name is Latchkey. Bwahaha.
King just spilled something on the floor... Liza may have a new fucking roommate. Take him.
Yawl so cute. :)
I never liked that heffa either.
Snowcoming is tomorrow and there WILL be photos taken.
so you're going?
& what's up with mikyah?
"Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML"
ROFLCOPTER. khloe omg i love that website now, and it DOES make me feel better about my life, lmfao. let's be blog friends! ('cause..i have none...) :)
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